french kissin'

- ‘What turns you on?’
She thought about it seriously, running her fingers through her golden lion’s mane.
‘I’m turned on by guys who are cultured. That’ll keep me intrigued. They don’t have to have a single degree, but they should speak other languages or know things about other parts of the world or history or certain artists or musicians. I like to be taught. I like to sit on that side of the table,’ she said, motioning for me to move my chair next to hers (...)

‘Phobia of a big vagina.’ ... ‘Deep.’ ... 'This is awful. I can’t believe I’m typing this in.’
‘Wait,’ I said. ‘Deep’s not an issue. It’s wide.’
‘Deep is an issue, hello! Huh. Cause I feel like the — I always feel short-vaginaed.’
Rihanna laughed.
‘Trust me, if they can’t feel the end, it’s like, Cannonball!’